Is Obama a secret Ninja assassin?
Obama has had considerable success in killing the bad guys. Osama, that Yemeni guy, and now Quaddafi have all fallen. Personally, I’m against the death penalty, but these guys are sufficiently bad that I’m OK with it.
So where exactly was President Obama when Osama was being shot? We have a picture in the Situation Room. But is that just deception? Was Obama really on the ground in Pakistan?
Wasn’t that Yemen killing during these debt ceiling talks? I can imagine Obama getting up in the morning, thinking, “Screw it. I could spend a day in a pissing match with Cantor, or I could go to Yemen and take out some bad guys.”
And how about the killing of Quaddafi? We have videotape of Obama giving jobs speeches around the country. But is he really in the big black bus? Or is that just a convenient cover story. Between Dayton and Daytona, was he helicoptered off the bus to Libya?
The CIA tells us that the drone is the new secret weapon. Is it really the drone? Or is Obama using his secret ninja skills? They say that the best managers take a hands-on approach. And maybe it is an unusual form of stress relief. I never underestimate him !
Not to mention the Whitey Bulger case. Obama has gone on several “fund-raising trips” to Los Angeles.
Of course we can be certain that the government will officially deny this.